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Retro Entertainment Short Cruises

$25 Entertainment Cruises from 2.30 - 4.00 pm

Quick Details

Adults & Concession

From Docklands

A$ 25

Childen

From Docklands

A$ 20

All Infants under 4 yrs old travel free

Retro Entertainment Cruises

All-Year Entertainment Cruises from Docklands on various Tuesday’s from 2.30 – 4.00 pm

Get ready for a year of fun, laughter, and great music on board our themed cruises! Departing from Docklands and Portarlington, these lively short cruises celebrate everything from Rock’n Roll afternoons to festive holiday cruises—each one different, and all just as fun as the last.

Whether it’s Christmas in July, toe-tapping retro tunes, or Seniors Month celebrations, you’ll be treated to an uplifting cruise experience that blends stunning scenery with unforgettable live entertainment.

Upcoming Shows:

  • Christmas In July > Tuesday 1 July: 2.30 – 4.00 pm – Docklands

  • Rock’n Roll Show > Tuesday 12 August: 2.30 – 4.00 pm – Docklands

  • Seniors Month Special > Tuesday 7 October: 2.30 – 4.00 pm – Docklands

  • Seniors Month Special > Thursday 16 October: 12.30 – 2.00 pm – Portarlington

  • Seniors Month Special > Tuesday 21 October: 2.30 – 4.00 pm – Docklands

  • Christmas Cruise > Tuesday 2 December: 2.30 – 4.00 pm – Docklands

About the Entertainment

Each cruise is brought to life by the dynamic Retro Entertainment team—Creative Producers known for delivering light-hearted, feel-good shows that truly engage. Whether you’re booking for a community event, social group, or just looking for a fun afternoon out, they’ve got the energy, charisma, and music to match.

Their shows features iconic hits from the 40s through the 2000s—when lyrics had heart, melodies moved you, and dancing the night away was the norm. With The Retros on stage, you’ll be singing along, grooving in your seat, and definitely smiling through their high-energy performances, including their crowd-favourite Famous ABBA Time!

About the Cruise

Cruises depart from Docklands Ferry Terminal, winding along the Yarra River past Melbourne’s skyline, under the Bolte and West Gate Bridges. With spacious seating (indoor and outdoor), onboard amenities, and full accessibility for wheelchairs, scooters, and prams, it’s the perfect setting for entertainment on the water—rain, hail, or shine!

* These 1.5 hr cruises are only available on select Tuesdays during the year and are not available in conjunction with other regular services or discount specials. This offer is not valid in conjunction with any other promotions and is subject to availability. Pre-booked tickets are recommended.