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Retro Entertainment Short Cruises

$25 Entertainment Cruises from Portarlington Pier

Quick Details

  • Location: Bellarine
  • Duration: 1-2 Hours
  • Information: 1.5 hour cruise departing and returning from Portarlington Pier

Adults & Concession

From Portarlington

A$ 25

Childen

From Portarlington

A$ 20

All Infants under 4 yrs old travel free

Retro Entertainment Cruises

Seniors Entertainment Cruises from Portarlington

Get ready for a year of fun, laughter, and great music on board our themed cruises! Departing from Portarlington Pier, these lively short cruises celebrate everything from Rock’n Roll afternoons to festive holiday cruises—each one different, and all just as fun as the last.

Whether it’s Seniors Month for some toe-tapping retro tunes, or Christmas celebrations, you’ll be treated to an uplifting cruise experience that blends stunning scenery with unforgettable live entertainment.

Upcoming Shows:

  • Retro’s Mother’s Day Cruise > Portarlington: Thursday 7 May 2026: Note New Time: 12.00 – 1.30 pm

About the Entertainment

Each cruise is brought to life by the dynamic Retro Entertainment team—Creative Producers known for delivering light-hearted, feel-good shows that truly engage. Whether you’re booking for a community event, social group, or just looking for a fun afternoon out, they’ve got the energy, charisma, and music to match.

Their shows features iconic hits from the 40s through the 2000s—when lyrics had heart, melodies moved you, and dancing the night away was the norm. With The Retros on stage, you’ll be singing along, grooving in your seat, and definitely smiling through their high-energy performances, including their crowd-favourite Variety is the spice of life show!

With spacious seating (indoor and outdoor), onboard amenities, and full accessibility for wheelchairs, scooters, and prams, it’s the perfect setting for entertainment on the water—rain, hail, or shine!

* These 1.5 hr cruises are only available on select days during the year and are not available in conjunction with other regular services or discount specials. This offer is not valid in conjunction with any other promotions and is subject to availability. Pre-booked tickets are recommended.

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From A$81
  • Bellarine
  • 7.5 Hours

Grand Day Out Packages

Choose between the Atrium or the Dining Room > The Grand Day Out Package now has a revamped menu, offering even more flexibility than ever before. You can now choose between dining at the Atrium or the Dining Room at the Grand Hotel. The package begins with a leisurely cruise across Port Phillip Bay from Docklands aboard a modern fast ferry, arriving at the charming seaside town of Portarlington. The Grand Day Out Package not only includes your return ferry journey, but it also includes lunch and your choice of drink.

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From A$65
  • Bellarine
  • 7.5 Hours

Club Cruise

Club Cruises is a partnership between Port Phillip Ferries and the Portarlington Golf Club designed to give you a great day out at a reasonable price. Cruise across the bay from Melbourne in comfort and style taking in the scenic vistas. The Portarlington Golf Club will take care of the rest with courtesy bus transfers and a leisurely two-course lunch at the Portarlington Golf Club. It’s a great way for a social club to share a memorable few hours catching up  – and all for just $70! What’s more, if your group has 25 or more, the price drops to $65 per person!

 

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